The Best Fishing Quotes and Jokes Ever!

“The angling fever is a very real disease and can only be cured by the application of cold water and fresh, untainted air,” Theodore Gordon.

“That’s about as big as a fish that big gets,” Author Unknown.

“Just as in cooking there’s no such thing as a little garlic, in fishing there’s no such thing as a little drag,

“I am firmly convinced that the ideal combination leading to a happy life is to have the time to both fish and read,” Brian Murphy.

“Most fishermen swiftly learn that it’s a pretty good rule never to show a favorite spot to any fisherman you wouldn’t trust with your wife,” John Voelker.

“I have fished through fishless days that I remember happily without regret,” Roderick Haig Brown.

“Just as in cooking there’s no such thing as a little garlic, in fishing there’s no such thing as a little drag,” H.G. Tapply

“The best fisherman I know try not to make the same mistakes over and over again; instead they strive to make new and interesting mistakes and to remember what they learned from them,” John Gierach.

“Just as in cooking there’s no such thing as a little garlic, in fishing there’s no such thing as a little drag,” H.G. Tapply

“You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don’t want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something,” Mitch Hedberg.

“The best fisherman I know try not to make the same mistakes over and over again; instead they strive to make new and interesting mistakes and to remember what they learned from them,” John Gierach.

“I only make movies to finance my fishing,” Lee Marvin.

only make movies to finance my fishing,” Lee Marvin.

“I only make movies to finance my fishing,” Lee Marvin.

“I like to fish. Fishing is always a way of relaxing,” Tom Felton

“The only thing bad about winning the pennant is that you have to manage the All-Star Game the next year. I’d rather go fishing for three years,” Whitey Herzog.

“Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime,” Jimmy Cannon.

“The fish is not so much your quarry as your partner,” Arnold Gingrich.

“The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of something that is elusive but attainable, a perpetual series of occasions for hope,” John Bucha

“The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of something that is elusive but attainable, a perpetual series of occasions for hope,” John Bucha.

“No life is so happy and so pleasant as the life of the well-govern’d angler,” Izaak Walton.

“Some people will just never understand us, fishing isn’t just a pastime or a sport, it’s a way of life,” Author Unknown.

Wanted: Good woman – “Must be able to clean, cook, sew, dig worms and clean fish. Must have boat and motor. Please send picture of boat and motor,” Author Unknown.

“Life is like a game, but fishing is serious,” Author Unknown.

“The two best times to fish is when it’s rainin’ and when it ain’t,” Author Unknown.